Your November Food Horoscope




October 23 – November 21

Go Scorpio, it’s your birthday! This is the month to fall in love, so why not do it with some delicious food? If it seems like there’s extra drama this month, it’s no accident. Channel that nail-biting flare for dramatics into the kitchen — your lover will thank you! Near the 15th, you will feel a need for drastic change, so sprinkle some more magic (and parmesan) on your life.


November 22 – December 21

Hey Sag, this is your month to unwind before the crazy holidays start. Fill your life with things that inspire you and give you joy. If something doesn’t catch your creative spirit, purge! You’ve gotta let go of that Halloween candy you’ve been hiding in a cracker box in your cabinet (we see you, Sag.). Try taking some time away from your vices and focus on clean living and eating. Make meatless Monday into a month-long event.


December 22 – January 19

Turn down for what, Cap? For food. You are flurried with ideas, so channel it into something that is an achievable goal. Around the 8th, you will have the need to make things happen. So, dust off your apron and hustle in the kitchen. Give your old recipes an update, and cook away your restlessness. Don’t forget a killer kitchen playlist, ~food vybes~.


January 20 – February 18

You’re mega-ambitious this November. Your fierce spirit will come out later this month, so why not play some Cutthroat Kitchen at home? Gather some friends and have a cook-off (but we obvs know you’ll win). You’re going to slay Thanksgiving this year with your contemporary recipes, bringing much needed change to the table. And remember, any pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard enough. #goals.


February 19 – March 20

You need a change of scenery this month, dear Pisces. Your recently uninspired mind has you feeling like Picasso using Microsoft Paint. We see your hesitation, but don’t worry. No, you’re not having a stroke, yes, that’s burnt toast… burn and learn! It’s all part of the process. Think of it as practice for Thanksgiving. The beginning of the month will be difficult, but challenge accepted, right Pisces? Things will smooth out like butter on (non-burnt) toast by the end of the month.


March 21 – April 19

Hey boo, we know you’ve been on that party scene lately. Time to Home Chef & chill with some delicious meals. The best part? You don’t need to go to the grocery store to get that food. Some call it lazy, we call it resourceful. You’re a powerhouse with all the lights on this month. Don’t be afraid to get what you want, even if that means being a little cheeky.


April 20 – May 20

You’ve got so many #goals, it makes soccer look like a game of foosball. Add another goal to your list: become a chef. We know you love your take-out, but you can make pad thai at home. Don’t believe us? Check it, Taurus. Your ambitious spirit will thank you. You never shy away from a challenge, so spice up your life and add extra sriracha to everything.


May 21 – June 20

How woke are you? This is your month to step-up and shine, Gem. Keep a clear focus up until the end of the month. Your curious nature will come out to play around the 9th. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, though… put them in a pan and make a delicious frittata. And don’t forget to post your culinary creations to Insta— what side of the plate does the phone go on again?


June 21 – July 22

It’s time to crack that shell, Cancer. Around the 12th, your untapped talents will come out (just like that hot sauce in your bag). Things will be heating up this month for you, especially in the kitchen. Stop playing by the rules and throw out your cookbook. By the end of the month, you’ll be a seasoned (pun intended) chef. It’s going to get lit, Cancer,  just remember to keep your fire extinguisher close.


July 23 – August 22

The sun is setting on your extended summer fun, Leo. Stay low key this month, because a new year is right around the corner. Up your mac-and-cheese game instead of your Insta game this month — no filters needed. You have a wild side that will come out, but channel it into something productive. Did someone say bacon chilaquiles? Bacon over err’thang. 


August 23 – September 22

You’ve got an itch to scratch, Virgo. Lackluster living no more, you have the power to shake things up. Start with small goals, so you can you become a master of none by December. Making your own Umami burger? No problem, you can do anything right now.


September 23 – October 22

Libra, it’s time to treat yo’ self. Your pragmatic and dedicated nature definitely paid off, but now it’s time for some fun. Ever heard of a BBQ shrimp pizza? Now that your interest is piqued, get to work. All this cooking for one will prove to be difficult for your Thanksgiving party, but don’t fret, you’ve got it in the bag and the box.